New York Times: Fidel Castro world's sexiest corpse.
Schoolchildren jailed for building only white snowmen.
After years of trial and error, CIA finally succeeds with the "waiting it out" technique on war inc battlezone client Fidel Castro.
Women's March against fascism completed with 400,000 fewer deaths than anticipated.Hillary Clinton blames video for unexpected and spontaneous voter uprising that prevented her inevitable move into the White House.Dozens injured at Ralph Lauren Louis Vuitton headquarters after Ivanka calls in missile strikes on rival fashion houses.Deploys troops to American college campuses in order to combat staggeringly low rape rates.Clinton Foundation in foreclosure as foreign donors demand refunds.
When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college students didn't know what a map was.
In Hillary's America, email server scrubs you.
Of Health and Human Services eliminates rape by reclassifying assailants as 'undocumented sex partners' Kremlin puts out warning not to photoshop Putin riding meteor unless bare-chested Deeming football too violent, Obama moves to introduce Super Drone Sundays instead Japan offers to extend nuclear umbrella.
University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by banning the study and all involved.
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